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Upcoming Signs at Salem Station
D. Bo August 12, 2013 at 02:41 pm
It was always fun to watch the bus drivers leave early, and thereby avoid carrying any of thoseRead More pesky evening commuters coming off the arriving train -- just a few yards away. With the bus stop so far removed now, that slap in the face will lack a certain je ne se quois.
The Saltonwocky, Feared By Some For Reasons?
KlassySalem July 15, 2013 at 09:05 am
*slow clap*
DanielV July 17, 2013 at 12:00 pm
I believe it means that's it TEA TIME! It's always Tea time. I'm afraid I can't explain myself moreRead More fully, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?
Orgonmites in Production
chester suchecki July 9, 2013 at 04:59 pm
can I work for you manufacturing orgonmites? I have years of manufacturing experience and lots ofRead More rube Goldberg engineeringcommon sense and given the right tool a very vivid imagination. I can be reached @ exaultedruler1@yahoo.com
The Universe Pays Its Debts
Joseph Edwards July 3, 2013 at 12:03 pm
Hmmmm, and I was sure that the tornado warnings were the result of those evil, malcontent plottingRead More sons-of-a-gun down at Artist's Row. Seems like something that they would do to the Whole of Salem.
Cecil Crowninshield July 3, 2013 at 06:56 pm
o man dont tempt the whirlwind here
Joseph Edwards July 3, 2013 at 10:10 pm
The whirlwind cannot be tempted, but it can be attracted.
The Tower of Fate obscured by fog and illusion.
Joseph Edwards June 28, 2013 at 01:19 pm
Not long ago in a corner of artist's row the occupant created a portal. The air did swirl and bigRead More winds did blow and there was encountered a mortal. The winds did wane and the dust did settle where crouched a pottery making troll. His shrill shrieks tested the Occupants mettle and he closed the portal and left SalemWhole.
SalemWhole June 28, 2013 at 05:56 pm
This confirms that Joseph Edwards is cyberstalking me. Police take notice.
Joseph Edwards June 28, 2013 at 07:28 pm
Irony thy name is thee.
SalemWhole June 25, 2013 at 05:56 pm
I think that the PEM also owns the entire collection of aurora borealis paintings from Ms. Arty'sRead More fifth grade class in 1960. They've loaned them to be displayed on Artists' Row and I think they might be hanging at an elementary school in the area that has cut it's arts programing, in order to look like the kids are still painting.
Joseph Edwards June 18, 2013 at 04:40 pm
A few years back I did some exploratory excavation using a mystische Schaufel acqured from dasRead More grosse deutsche Ungehaeuer. To my surprise the ground was saturated with smurf like creatures. As a result the of my aggressive diggings the ground turned a wonderful blue and I had meat for the grill that evening.
Mike Lash June 18, 2013 at 09:09 pm
Smurfs are a dish best served cold.
Cecil Crowninshield June 18, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Smurfpacho is a really refreshing summertime treat.
DanielV June 11, 2013 at 11:47 am
Best thing I've read this morning, thanks for the smile on a rainy tuesday morning.
DanielV June 11, 2013 at 11:47 am
Thanks for the Tuesday morning smile, best thing I've read this week.
Shireen Rustom June 24, 2013 at 05:32 pm
I am using this post to demonstrate today's vocabulary word to my 6th graders. The word is: wry!Read More You write hysterical humor, "clever, with an ironic, well-informed tone." You're also, clearly, quite bonkers. Love it.
Giles Corey Pannini Co. June 4, 2013 at 07:30 pm
You must have access to some amazing weed, dude.
Cecil Crowninshield June 4, 2013 at 09:26 pm
I used to, but then the city made me clean up my yard. Something about vines snaking out into theRead More streets, filching hats off people's heads. So now I just have a normal lawn, no weeds. :(
Maggi Smith-Dalton June 8, 2013 at 12:55 pm
I needed this laugh ! Gotta live here (and have a bit of a clue about certain aspects of life hereRead More in the mundane dimenional/ordinary residential plane)(wink )to REALLY appreciate it... Funny stuff. Congrats.
D. Bo May 16, 2013 at 03:56 pm
And remember to cover the water glass on your nightstand. Tricky Spider will crawl inside, hoping toRead More be ingested when you take a drink in the middle of the night. Upon ingestion, Spider will proceed to take control of your soul.
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